Let me guess, it’s that time of the month for you? That might explain her sudden retirement, yes? Indian XXX Think back, dear brothers, to our sister’s FIRST Valentines Day at Hogwarts. Snazzy title, hmm? This club represents some of the best years I’ve had at Hogwarts. Can I have an autographed copy? Really. Can I have an autographed copy? She’s probably in Hogsmeade already. Harry and Ginny were getting it on on the Quidditch Pitch earlier today. Why weren’t you around for the photo-shoot? I wonder if she managed to check out those measurements for accuracy? – Ron
To: Susan Bones
From: Lavender Brown
Re: Ginny’s quitting! Like a regular Weasley would, leading us on to think she’s snogging Harry, when actually she’s laughing her ass off at us. Rumor has it she and Harry were seen snogging on the Quidditch Pitch… Snuffles the Sniffling
To: Harry Potter
From: Lord Voldemort
Re: Re:Re: Your Terms
I loathe you Potter. (No pun intended, Remus), and I’m off to do the dragon shot. Ginny IS involved with Harry. So, just how “get it on” did you “get it on” at the Quidditch Pitch today? HP
“There once was a restored Dark Wizard
Whose fondness for otheres rested only in lizards
He was such a drag
That his conquest was bagged
And now he’s just stranded out in a lonely blizzard”
To: Ginny
From: Ron
Re: Re: Lunch
I wish I’d known
