In fact, I wouldn’t want to tell anyone this.”
“I’m cool with that. Indian XXX I nearly had a heart attack!” Jeff can’t stop laughing. The Padres bring in their off-speed pitcher. In the dugout he angrily tells Jeff it didn’t work. “My parents could have walked in on us.”
Jeff steps out of the room, then runs back, “And they don’t look pleased!”
Sean’s chest sinks, just at the remote chance it was true. So what’s the problem?”
“Seeing somebody’s erection is new to me, Rachel, so I’ve been very uncomfortable dealing with it.”
“You weren’t turned on, Sean, so lighten up.”
“That’s what Jeff said! Sean, what just happened to you?”
Feeling embarrassed, “So you know I was staring at your erection.”
“Yeah, I loved it.”
“Well, I have to admit I loved looking at it, but I feel uncomfortable about it.”
“Why? Now if Jose shakes his head, ‘No,’ he’s not mad at you. On 1-2 he bloops one that the first baseman hustles back on. In the bottom of the first the Padres have a runner at second with two outs. Jeff says, “God already proved to you that he listens to you. If I bring Jose in now, then he’s not allowed to pitch the sixth inning.”
Me!?”
“Yup. Quickly he spins, getting hit on the butt.
