Yep. If you’ve never seen a 5’ 10”, 280lb woman with arms like 55-gallon drums wearing a leather corset and a 14” black strap-on dildo running full-steam at you, then you haven’t lived. Indian XXX Hey, nobody is paying me to jerk off, so what the fuck!?! She’s 6’ 6” tall with a set of tits on her back. No hangover left to remind me what fun I had last weekend, but 4 days away from another binge. The wad I fire this time ricochets off my prized Franklin Mint sterling silver tray etched with a visage of Dolly Parton, and blasts through the wall to the bedroom. He calls me a “bitch” and I tell her that vomiting transgendered people are my kind of folk. Looking back, I suppose there was really only one choice left for me. I leer at Olga when she dips to sweep twinkie crumbs under the rug – there is just something about a woman who has a perfectly square ass that gets my jets a-roarin’. WHAM! The bad thing was, when she zipped the gimp mask closed 17 of my moustache hairs were in there and when I tried to scream they all pulled out, going “plink” “plink” “plink” like an out of tune piano.
