“And Michael?”
“Yes?”
“I want you to promise me that not only will you never steal my panties, but you will not steal Mrs. Indian xxx hd I kept them and inhaled and tasted them until they had lost all their “personality”. I would linger and stall, drop change (often she would bend over and pick it up for me – Heaven!). She walked over, put one arm around me and reached the other into my jacket pocket, retrieved her purloined panties, and walked me up the steps to her kitchen door. Can you promise me that Michael?”
“Yes Elaine, I promise” Now I was grinning, because Elaine knew as well as I did that no boy, no matter how desperate, would ever consider stealing any of THOSE women’s panties. Bernier’s first name was Jackie. Update (Dec2020): I was talking with my sister yesterday and she casually mentioned that she had found Elaine’s son on Facebook and he told her that Elaine died last year. She swore like a sailor and told dirty sexy jokes – even to me. She walked over, put one arm around me and reached the other into my jacket pocket, retrieved her purloined panties, and walked me up the steps to her kitchen door. I was happy about this because she was always in her house coat and never wore more than a
