I know you’ll be careful if we try it.”
I felt tears about to begin as I replied, “I could never ask you for that. Indian XXX –
As I turned on the TV in the basement, I noticed Stormi taking another beer from the bar fridge. She’s going to college! “This is serious and a big secret. I shouldn’t say anything.”
“Come on, you can tell me. She’d practically tried to rape me the previous night and gave me a blowjob an inning ago, while she was mostly sober. So what is it?”
“I didn’t just date some of your aunts. I shouldn’t have brought it up. Promise me you’ll never tell anyone.”
She hooked my pinky finger with hers and solemnly replied, “Pink swear. It was beautifully built, with just hand-carved joinery and pegs. It didn’t work out with any of them.”
“So, what happened? “We’d be so happy. We can’t marry or have kids.”
“Eventually you’ll find a hot guy your own age and forget about me.”
“Well… I don’t think so. –
As I turned on the TV in the basement, I noticed Stormi taking another beer from the bar fridge. I love you!”
“You need to start birth control, too.”
She pointed to a small lump on her arm.
